Oh, Harrison -
I did it to my little brother and now it shall happen to you.
What, you ask?
Pictures of you wearing girl clothes. Specifically tutus and tiaras. What more could a super manly boy like you want?
On the one hand, you have tons of trucks to play with and love being so boyish and nasty. Then you turn around and bring me this tutu and say "Uh!" and try to step into it.
I oblige, because you are so sure you want it on. And then I dash for the camera so I won't miss it.
And dear child, when you are a senior in high school or working on being a real ladies' man, these pictures will resurface for my enjoyment.
You know why?
Because I am your mom and that's just what I do. But rest assured, it's only because I love you so much. (And because that pink tutu really brings out your eyes!)